Roasted 2 years ago based on Lhpanh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Lhpanh, the poster child for commitment issues with your artists. You've got a playlist that reads like a confused Tinder bio – so many genres, yet not a single clue about what defines you. "Alt Z" next to "Stomp And Holler"? Sweetheart, it's like you’re trying to collect musical styles like Pokémon cards but ended up with all the ones nobody cares about. Just admit it, you don’t really like music; you just enjoy telling people you don’t listen to mainstream pop while you belt your heart out to Taylor Swift in the shower. And let’s talk about your top artists. Lana Del Rey appears so often that I’m beginning to wonder if you owe her royalties! You’re practically her unpaid intern. Nothing screams emotional maturity like a deep obsession with "Black Beauty" followed by crying to "West Coast." It’s like you’re on a playlist detox but forgot the detox part; instead, you’ve overdosed on feels. Pick a lane, please! The only thing more predictable than your taste is your mood – nothing more than an indie lyricist's wet dream. As for your most played songs, it’s a shocker you’ve missed "Therapy" on repeat. "1-800-273-8255"?! Sounds like the number you should call for help, considering you might need an intervention after listening to that much Lana Del Rey. You listen to so much sad music, I’m surprised they haven’t given you your own "awards" (let's call them pity points rather than trophies). At this rate, you should be writing a memoir titled "The Will to Cry: A Music Journey." Please, do us all a favor and try a genre that doesn’t make you feel like you need a hug or a ticket to the next coffee house open mic night.

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