Roasted 3 days ago based on july's long term Spotify stats.

Hey July, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made for an emotional teenager who's stuck in a early 2000s time warp. Bedroom Pop and Emo? What are you trying to do, relive your most angst-ridden moments while simultaneously shuffling through therapy playlists? With more Fall Out Boy tracks than actual melodies, it’s honestly impressive how you've managed to weaponize nostalgia to the point where your Spotify Wrapped must look like a love letter to high school heartbreak, complete with doodles of sad faces. Your top artists read like a bizarre casting call for a high school drama club. You’ve got Fall Out Boy lining up for support, leading a band of sad guitar-wielding misfits like it’s some sort of alternative rock cult. Ariana Grande is in there too, adding hints of glitter to your otherwise brooding audio experience—because what’s a good emo playlist without a little questionable vocal gymnastics? And let’s not even get started on "Musicals" in your favorite genres. Are you secretly auditioning for Broadway or just trying to sing your way through an existential crisis? But seriously, your Spotify is a perfect conundrum of rebellion and regret. With lists like “Indie Soul” and "Alternative Rock," you’ve curated something that pushes the limits of personality, which is impressive given the emotional rollercoaster it represents. If anyone has an award for the most confused musical identity, I think you’ve single-handedly taken home the trophy. Keep reaching for those records and continue your quest to find the perfect soundtrack for a sleepless night—or maybe just give your playlists a little self-love and diversify that soundscape.

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