Roasted 4 months ago based on ~Elijah~'s long term Spotify stats.

Elijah, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis written by an angsty teenager who discovered their parents’ emo phase. I mean, “Hyperpop” and “Screamo” together? You must be living under a permanent shadow of your own overwhelming feelings — is your Spotify wrapped just a collection of cries for help? Do you listen to this music while staring vacantly at your bedroom wall, hoping it helps you unlock the secrets of the universe, or just your next entry on your “Why Am I Like This?” podcast? Your top artists’ lineup looks like a “Who’s Who” of the internet’s most obscure trends. Glaive could release an album of white noise and you’d consider it a masterpiece. It’s like you’re the only one tuning into a concert that no one asked for, where the audience is made up entirely of sad emojis. We're all just trying to process how someone can be both a Hyperpop aficionado and post-hardcore enthusiast—did you lose a bet between the two genres, or is a spiritual crisis on the horizon? And let’s talk about those most played songs. “oh are you bipolar one or two?” is basically your theme song, isn’t it? Listening to “Amazon Standing Lamp” and “even when the sun is dead” — I get it, you’re deep, like an inflatable kiddie pool. Your music tastes suggest you might be using Spotify to express your symptoms rather than actual enjoyment, and honestly, it’s a miracle you haven’t been assigned a therapist as their next test subject. But hey, at least you’ve used your account to curate the soundtrack for all the emotional breakdowns the internet could hope for!

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