Roasted 2 years ago based on Ethereal 🥀's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's the High Priestess of Emo, here to bless us with her mixtape of despair and angst! I see your favorite genres read like a teenager's diary after a breakup—with more metal in it than a scrapyard and not a single song without enough whining to make a toddler’s temper tantrum sound like a smooth jazz concert. Alternative Metal? Metalcore? Sure, keep telling yourself that your personality is as complex as your "post-grunge" playlist. Spoiler alert: it's not. Let’s dive into your top artists who apparently were too busy being "deep" to write a single happy song. "NOTHING MORE" is the perfect name—because clearly, that’s how much joy they bring you. And what do you have against vowels, huh? "AnnenMayKantereit" sounds like the sneeze of a drunk hipster trying to order a latte. And don't even get me started on your most played tracks. “Please End Me”? Are you picking fight songs for a battle with your own emotional intelligence? It's honestly impressive how your taste in music can single-handedly put a damper on a party faster than a flood of existential dread. You call yourself a High Priestess? With that playlist? More like the self-appointed Princess of Overdramatic Melancholy. At least in a mosh pit, even your brooding can get a little exercise. But let’s face it, the only thing you're catching is a serious case of ear fatigue while trying to impress the three people in your life who don't find your taste in music a reason to run for the hills. Stick to your 10-hour funerals of sound, High Priestess; at least there’s a good chance you’ll scare away the happy people!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!