Roasted 2 years ago based on Pixie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Pixie, your Spotify profile looks like a teenage scrapbook of an angst-ridden emo kid who spent too much time in Hot Topic. Seriously, if modern rock and emo were a real relationship, you’d be that clingy ex who just keeps coming back with sad mixtapes. It’s a wonder someone hasn’t called the authorities on you for stalking those poor genres. “Pop Punk” and “Acoustic Punk”? Sounds like two genres that got together in a dark alley to have an identity crisis and dragged you along for the ride. Your favorite artists read like a lineup for a “Mid-Life Crisis Festival” aimed at folks who just can’t let go of their high school days. If Rise Against and Fall Out Boy showed up at your door tomorrow, I bet they’d hand you a lifetime supply of rebellion and a free therapy session. And Erika Henningsen? Come on, you can do better! Is this your “cool down” playlist after a rock concert or your fifth attempt to impress a barista with dubious taste? We get it, you’re a complex individual—just like that tangled mess of hair and emotions you sport. As for your most played songs, I have to say, you’ve got a real knack for choosing names that sound like a list of complaints from a hipster waitstaff. "Boss Fight" and "Stayed Gone"? It’s like listening to someone narrate their endless quest through adulting, only missing the part where you start taking your own advice. But hey, let’s raise a toast to you, Pixie: when life gives you lemons, you’ve somehow managed to turn it into a playlist that’s a consolation prize for the unending ache of pure, glorious teenage nostalgia. Keep rocking out, champ!

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