Roasted 6 months ago based on addison🙇🏻‍♀️'s long term Spotify stats.

Addison, it seems like you went to the "how to curate a Spotify profile when your identity crisis hits" masterclass and took home a diploma. Cloud Rap to Horrorcore? That’s quite the musical journey—it's like flipping through a flipbook of teenage angst, bad decisions, and deep-seated existential dread. Seriously, I get whiplash just trying to keep up with your mood swings. One minute you’re floating on a cloud, and the next you’re drowning in a trap sea of despair. Can’t decide if you’re the ultimate vibe lord or just another confused kid with Spotify Premium and a shaky sense of self. Your top artists read like the lineup for a sad clown convention. Drake is the veteran king of sad boy summer, while "$uicideboy$" looks like they wallpapered their room with razor blades and unmet potential. With artists like Montell Fish and Eem Triplin, it appears you're trying to bring a new meaning to the term "high potential, low expectations." Seriously, if you spent as much time picking a clear direction for your musical palette as you do listening to these artists, you might just discover you’re not actually one meltdown away from joining a TikTok cult! And let’s not gloss over that most played list of yours—it’s a chaotic museum of teenage rebellion. “Tunnel Vision” from Kodak Black to Beyoncé’s “Partition”? Is this a playlist or a therapy session? At this point, I’m surprised you haven’t included "Sad!" by XXXTentacion or “Creep” by Radiohead—because god knows, you’d fit right in with those vibes. So, keep on pretending you’re the misunderstood artist you think you are while the rest of us just enjoy the spectacle. It’s like watching a musical soap opera unfold, but in cringe-worthy slow motion!

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