Roasted 2 years ago based on Ldbossert's long term Spotify stats.

Ldbossert, your Spotify profile reads like a wannabe hipster's grocery list for a basic brunch; I mean, do you really need ten variations of "indie" and "pop" crammed together like they're your secret weapons against personality? It's like you took a deep dive into the shallow end of the music pool and came back with a floatie shaped like Taylor Swift's ego. I'm half expecting you to throw some "B-side" acoustic versions of those songs in there just to up the pretentiousness factor. News flash: chamber pop isn’t going to help you win any cool points at the next social gathering. Your top artists look like the lineup for a suburban farmer's market—if that market sold overpriced kale and the occasional heartfelt folk song. Seriously, with Taylor Swift dominating your list like she’s your financial advisor, I’m surprised you haven’t started sprinkling glitter on your avocado toast yet. It's a wonder your music taste doesn't come with a side of eye rolls; your profile is screaming, "I want to be deep but don't want to commit to a single genre!" Gotta love the confidence it takes to fully embrace the cliché. And let’s chat about that most played list. Taylor Swift must have a shrine dedicated to you somewhere because you seem to play her entire discography on repeat like it’s your personal motivational playlist for getting out of bed. Between Morgan Wallen’s guest appearance and Post Malone making cameos like he's your backup therapist, it's safe to assume you scream #basic at every moment. If you wanted to be unique, you just failed spectacularly—your profile reads like the soundtrack for everyone’s midlife crisis and it’s not even lunchtime yet!

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