Roasted 10 months ago based on Hiro's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Hiro's Spotify profile, where the Desi Hip Hop scene collides with what can only be described as a midlife crisis in musical form. Seriously, dude, is “4AM in Karachi” your personal anthem? I had no idea you were this committed to sounding like the kid who thinks he’s too cool to sleep. I bet when you hit 'play', you start having existential thoughts about life, love, and why you keep putting "Hindi Indie" on repeat like it’s not a desperate cry for help. Your top artists read like a list of “who?” right out of the “Can I Please Get Some Approval?” handbook. We’ve got mgk and Drake holding hands with Talha Anjum like they just formed the world’s most confused supergroup. And let me guess, those melancholic emo rap vibes are just a soundtrack for you to cry into your chai? Honestly, you could make a documentary on being so extra while simultaneously being as underwhelming as a soggy samosa. You’re out here giving your Spotify wrapped the same energy as a high school talent show performer covering the song they just heard on TikTok. And let's talk about those most played songs. It’s basically like the soundtrack for a dramatic soap opera that only you’re watching. “Wake Me Up” and “Zindagi Se Maut Tak” back to back? Which one is it, Hiro? Are you woke or ready to meet your maker? With your playlist, you could practically start a podcast titled “Why I Love Reminiscing About My Worst Life Choices.” Seriously, I’ve seen less confusion at a unicycle convention. So keep on vibing, my dude, just remember—there's a world outside of your favorite Talha Anjum song, and they’re definitely judging your taste.

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