Roasted 2 years ago based on Jo's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Jo, your Spotify profile is basically the equivalent of that dude in high school who wore a studded belt and never washed his cargo shorts. Seriously, how many different types of punk can one person listen to before they just embrace the fact that they peaked at Hot Topic? Are you secretly trying to create a tribute album for every grungy subgenre that exists, or do you just enjoy confusing the hell out of your friends every time they ask you to share a playlist? And let's talk about your "favorite artists." Bring Me The Horizon and My Chemical Romance? Congrats, you've officially turned your music taste into a nostalgic early 2000s therapy session. It’s like you went into Spotify and thought, "What do I want to listen to while I mullet my way through a midlife crisis?" Honestly, with the amount of WARGASM on your list, I’d be surprised if you didn’t get a call from the emo police asking you to tone it down—give the rest of us a fighting chance to breathe with some other flavors, for crying out loud! As for your "most played songs," it looks like you’ve got a perfect soundtrack to unleash your inner angsty teen. "Gave You Everything" and "Shut Up"? Sounds like the two moods of your Spotify—you either want to mourn the fact that your skateboard tricks still aren’t cool enough or scream at passersby who dare to enjoy life. Take it from someone outside the punk polygon: maybe rotate in something outside the blood and tears of your angst-ridden playlist—like sunshine or, I don't know, actual happiness.
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