Roasted 2 years ago based on Connor Lee's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Connor Lee, the walking Spotify encyclopedia of “I’m trying way too hard to be unique.” Your favorite genres read like a list of hipster bingo, but let’s be real—if "Metropopolis" and "Pixel" were any more niche, they’d be called “Your Mom’s Basement” and “Why Nobody Wants to Date You.” And don’t even get me started on your top artists. I mean, with a lineup that looks like the soundtrack for a sad TikTok video, your playlists probably need a warning label for excessive emo vibes. Seriously, I didn’t know listening to “rainbow frog biscuits” was code for “send help, I have a Pinterest account.” And Connor, I have to applaud your top song—twice, no less! It’s impressive that “I Have A Mild Addiction To Fairy Lights That Will Not Be Addressed” has become your personal anthem. I guess it’s fitting, considering you’re one awkward Zoom call away from becoming the poster child for “Let Me Explain My Emo Phase.” At this rate, your life is just one ambient track away from a full-blown Netflix original. With a title that long, I'm surprised it didn't come with a side of therapy and a scenic Instagram filter. But let’s not forget your most adored artist, Ricky Jamaraz, who sounds like a knockoff brand of sorrow wrapped in glitter. If you keep curating playlists at this level, your Spotify could soon become the musical equivalent of an overpriced coffee shop: full of pretentious options, all of them designed to keep you awake at night—mostly from the sheer cringe of your lifecycle’s soundtrack. So good luck, Connor! At this rate, you'll either be a musical genius or end up in a “what not to listen to” documentary one day.
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