Roasted 2 years ago based on Emirms.page2's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Emirms.page2, the proud curator of the world’s largest collection of “why bother?” playlists. You’ve got rock music about as diverse as a single grain of rice, and your idea of ‘indie’ seems like you just Googled “hip music” while wearing a 2007 My Chemical Romance hoodie. Seriously, with all those genres listed, the only person who could appreciate this medley of musical misfits is a confused time traveler from 1996 who mistakenly landed in 2023. Your top artists read like a “How to Be a Basic Music Snob” guide—Radiohead, Arctic Monkeys, and the fact that you’ve willingly included “Asking Alexandria” is peak middle school emo. And don’t get me started on the Indonesian Indie section. I get it, you’re trying to be unique, but the only person who knows who “Kelompok Penerbang Roket” is probably the guy who lines up to buy your vinyl at the flea market. Way to really push the boundaries of what it means to be “international” without leaving your mom's basement. Now let's talk about those most played songs. "Free Bird"? Really? Most overplayed classic rock anthem of all time—congratulations, you officially have a playlist that sounds like every dad's attempt at tuning in at the family BBQ. And three Radiohead songs in the top ten? Did you forget that there's a whole world of music out there, or did you just decide that being sad was an acceptable personality trait? Your musical taste is like a mixtape made by a high school guidance counselor who told you to “follow your dreams” but didn’t bother to check if those dreams were in a genre invented in the last twenty years!

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