Roasted 2 years ago based on salty's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Salt Bae, you call yourself "salty," but I think "stale" is the real vibe you’re going for. Your love for "Permanent Wave" says more about your shower routine than your playlist. Who are you trying to impress with 10 different flavors of rock? I mean, we get it—your guitar collection is cooler than your personality, and clearly, your Spotify Wrapped looks like it was compiled by someone having a midlife crisis at 25. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card. I half expect to find an "Arctic Monkeys" vinyl in your fridge right next to the avocado toast. And you, "hip hop" lover, couldn't rap your way out of a paper bag if the bag contained every Tame Impala album ever. You do realize that just because you vibe with Kanye doesn’t mean you should have a playlist that sounds like it was curated by an emotionally distressed teenage girl in 2007, right? And then there’s that Most Played list—half of which is just one band, which tells me you’ve got a romantic relationship with their discography that’s more serious than any of your actual relationships. “Apocalypse” by “Cigarettes After Sex”? Be honest—are you actually just shooting for a soundtrack for the inevitable disappointment your love life has become? With songs like "SimpsonWave1995," it’s clear you’re just trying to have a good cry while binge-watching nostalgic cartoons. You’re like a mixtape made by someone who couldn’t settle for just one era of music… or just one life decision.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!