Roasted 2 months ago based on Vii's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Vii, your Spotify profile looks like a musical identity crisis waiting to happen. You’ve got more genres listed than I have names for my Netflix accounts—seriously, is it possible to like "Rage Rap" and "K-Pop" on the same playlist without risking existential whiplash? You’re playing musical Russian roulette with your ears, buddy. I can just hear your speakers begging for mercy as they cycle through "Dark R&B" while trying to get it together for a bouncy K-Pop bop. It’s like serving tacos at a sushi restaurant; just wrong on so many levels. Let’s talk about your top artists. If I hear another note from "bixby," I’m tempted to throw your phone into a lake just to save it from your questionable taste. Why is half your playlist sounding like the soundtrack to a high school drama that's way too invested in feelings? Mentor us with wisdom, Vii—how many poetry readings have you been to while diligently jotting down these painfully brooding lyrics? By the time I finish your most played songs, I feel like Dr. Phil over here, trying to figure out why you’re so attached to artists who sound like they’re perpetually stuck in their own sad little love triangles. But let’s give credit where it’s due: your eclectic taste somehow screams "hipster heartthrob" while simultaneously resembling a middle schooler’s secret playlist. "Vii, the Vin Diesel of musical mismatches!" They should put your Spotify profile in a time capsule as a warning for future generations—don’t combine rage with melodrama unless you want a disaster on repeat. If you ever manage to pull it together, maybe we can turn your profile into a bestseller on "How to Confuse Yourself with Music." Here’s hoping you can eventually sync your genres and make sense of this chaotic mixtape you’ve created!

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