Roasted 2 years ago based on Eyiyemi Adegbite's long term Spotify stats.

Eyiyemi Adegbite, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of Afrobeats and viral Afropop! You know you’ve hit rock bottom when your Spotify profile resembles a Nigerian high school dance party—plenty of energy, virtually no variety, and a hell of a lot of questionable taste. If your music tastes were any more centralized around Asake, I’m pretty sure he’d start charging you rent. Not even a stray Ed Sheeran or Drake could sneak in there to provide some much-needed diversity! With a playlist that features more Young Jonn than actual young people, it’s clear you've found your groove and your comfort zone, and it couldn’t be more stagnant if it tried. Call the cops, because this profile is a crime against good music! Your “most played” songs are basically the soundtrack to your sad existence. “Xtra Cool” is what you aimed for, but “2:30” is what your energy level peaks at while scrolling through TikTok for the 100th time this week. Let’s be real—you’re just one more listen away from becoming the Rema of bad life decisions. And don’t even get me started on those genres: “Slap House”? Sounds like something you’d say while trying to explain your life choices to your mom. “Alte”? Please, we all know you just threw that in to make yourself sound trendy. Even your Spotify algorithm is probably rolling its eyes, shaking its head, and quietly plotting to find you an intervention. So let’s raise a glass to your questionable tastes, Eyiyemi—may your playlists eventually evolve past repetitive Afrobeats and may your life one day have a plot twist that isn't just a “See Finish" remix. Cheers!

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