Roasted 4 months ago based on Smokehelm's long term Spotify stats.

Levente, it's a miracle you've made it this far in life without accidentally summoning a demon with that Spotify profile. With a favorite genre list that sounds like a Wi-Fi password composed by a 14-year-old goth, you’re either the most misunderstood teenager ever or the world’s oldest otaku trying way too hard to fit in. Seriously, how many times can one person listen to Rammstein without turning into a life-sized poster in a Hot Topic? It’s like you accidentally signed up for the “I hate the sun” club and just keep adding more membership cards. Your top artists list reads like a “Who’s Who” of emotional breakdowns and bad decisions. Rammstein may make music that could wake the dead, but it’s more likely you’ll just wake up your neighbors at 3 AM. Between Sabaton and BABYMETAL, it’s clear you’ve chosen the soundtrack for a battle that only exists in your oversized hoodie fantasies. If your playlists were a person, they'd need a thesaurus to explain why they’re still single despite consistently being in heavy, self-reflective relationships with amplifiers and dark eyeliner. And let's talk about your most played songs—congratulations on officially reaching peak “don’t talk to me until I've had my medieval power metal morning coffee.” With titles like “Mein Herz brennt,” it’s no wonder you have a flair for the dramatic. Just remember, there's a fine line between being passionately dedicated to your taste in music and simply being an adult who has a talent for picking fights on Facebook over the best guitar solo. Your shuffle may bring joy to the underworld, but it’s just another reason the rest of us question humanity.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!