Roasted 25 days ago based on Ruby...?'s long term Spotify stats.
Arima, your Spotify profile reads like a high school anime club’s group project gone haywire. You’ve stuffed more niche genres in here than a pretentious cafe has artisanal coffee blends. When your taste in music makes you sound less like a listener and more like a walking Wikipedia page for Japanese pop culture, you know it’s time to step outside and experience the world beyond your headphones. Seriously, what’s next? The complete soundtracks of every E-sports tournament? Speaking of your top artists, I can't help but wonder if you've ever heard of "Diversity." Don't get me wrong, I appreciate a good Vocaloid track as much as the next person, but it’s like you opened your Spotify and thought, “I want to make my life as complicated as possible,” and then just went for an exhaustive collection of all things J-culture. The Gee J? Who is that? A side character from the show you forgot you were watching, or is your algorithm just trying to make you sound as hip as you think you are? Newsflash: niche fanbases don’t make you cooler; they just mean you have an intimate knowledge of stuff most people don't give a single damn about. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “BABY!” by "スイートバレット"? You’d think you’re trying to lull a toddler to sleep, not curate a Playlist of Potential Social Outcasts. Your musical taste is like a complicated math problem that no one bothered to solve, and frankly, the only thing more dense than your playlist is your sense of style. Keep rockin' those mismatched socks, my friend; hopefully, you’ll find some self-awareness in the next song skip!
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