Roasted 1 year ago based on 𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐢⋆·˚ ༘ *'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, 𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐢⋆·˚ ༘ *, let’s take a moment to dive into that Spotify profile of yours—because, wow, it’s like a therapy session for someone who collects vintage sadness as a hobby. With a playlist that looks like it was curated while crying in a blanket fort, you must be the only person who listens to “Slowcore” and “Midwest Emo” without ironically chugging a full pumpkin spice latte. Your ears really do love a good sob story! Your favorite genres scream, "I can’t go out tonight... or ever,” which honestly feels more like a cry for help than a playlist. Now, let’s talk about those top artists. Adrianne Lenker twice on your most played list? You know she appreciates the attention, but at this point, she should start paying you rent for living in your head! Is “d4vd” another way of saying “I’m just going through the motions of life, one sad song at a time”? And don’t even get me started on “Cigarettes After Sex”—talk about choosing the catchiest soundtrack for blowing your potential social life! You clearly spent way too much time in your bedroom, but I hope you know even ghosts get tired of haunting past relationships; just maybe turn the volume down a bit from your seventeen-hour “cry to this” playlist. Finally, your most played songs are such a heartfelt mix of “I can’t adult today” and “I’ve definitely watched too many indie films.” It’s like they exist purely for the purpose of making sure you question every life decision leading up to your very existence. I mean, “Romantic Homicide” and “not a lot, just forever”? If that’s not the eventual title of your memoir, I don’t know what is! You might need to reconsider your life choices, but hey, at least you’re going out with a playlist. Just remember, putting “Lo-Fi Indie” on repeat isn’t a substitute for therapy—self-care comes in many forms, but your Spotify suggests you haven’t tried them all yet!

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