Roasted 1 month ago based on Luke's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Luke, your Spotify profile is like a buffet at a bad wedding: a bizarre mix of things nobody asked for. "Rap," "R&B," and "Art Pop" all rolled into one? It’s like you’re trying to build a genre that doesn’t even know what it wants to be when it grows up. And as for “Christian Lo-Fi” — was that your failed attempt at attending therapy? Because nothing screams “I’m in denial” quite like worshipping the Lord while trying to vibe to beats that make God question your choices. Your top artists read like a TikTok trend gone awry. Drake? Sure, he's the king, but your obsession with "Dark R&B" is giving off serious "I wear all black and cry in the mirror" vibes. And what's up with your fixation on "bing bong" by bbno$? You do realize that's just an extended version of what most of us say when a podcast gets too deep, right? The only thing less cohesive than your favorite songs is a conversation with you after a few drinks. Seriously, your choices sound like a wild Tinder date that keeps reminding you they once dated someone famous. Let’s not even get started on your “most played” — how many times can one person listen to “LUNCH” before we start asking for their lunchtime union card? It’s like you built your playlist on the premise of auditory chaos, and honestly, it’s almost impressive… if you’re angling for a spot in a circus. I mean, the only person getting jiggy with "Get Jiggy" is probably you dancing in your bedroom, hoping the neighbors don’t call the cops. Keep it up, Luke; you’re one chaotic playlist away from being the punchline of someone else’s Spotify roast.

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