Roasted 3 days ago based on DEW's long term Spotify stats.

DEW, your Spotify profile is a hot mess of musical indecision reminiscent of a child dropped into a candy store with a blindfold on. Seriously, with all that K-Pop and Bollywood fluff, it's like your playlist is stuck in an eternal battle between the eighth grade dance party and a cringe-worthy Bollywood film. “Soft Pop” and “Art Pop”? Sounds fancy, but I bet even the most pretentious hipster would roll their eyes at you for trying to be edgy with those genres. And what's up with "Norwegian Pop"? Are you secretly a Viking looking for some bangers while pillaging the music charts? Your top artists read like a reality TV show lineup for the most confused talent show ever. I mean, BLACKPINK, Taylor Swift, and Justin Bieber? Please tell me you have multiple personalities because that’s one chaotic personality you’ve got there! Are you trying to cover every corner of the pop world in hopes that one of them will get you laid? Newsflash: it's not working. And I love how Alan Walker and MARINA can’t even compete with the sheer dominance of Lisa and Jisoo. Honestly, if you were any more basic, you'd probably be the human equivalent of white bread. As for your most played songs, it looks like you’ve culled together a playlist for your existential crisis. "From The Start"? More like “From The Start of Your Cringe.” “Let Her Go”? Wow, DEW, we get it; you could’ve just texted instead of putting us through all that emotional turmoil! Rest assured, if you played these tracks during a party, it’d evolve into a therapy session faster than you can say "Freaks." So, here’s my advice: pick a vibe and stick to it; otherwise, we'll all end up in a musical witness protection program just to avoid your questionable taste!

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