Roasted 2 years ago based on Moco's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Moco, my friend, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary trying to impress its crush by listing every mood swing possible. Seriously, your taste in music is about as diverse as a salad consisting solely of soggy lettuce. You’ve got more subgenres than an indie band has members, and it seems like you’ve been on a quest to collect every ounce of angst the '90s had to offer—along with a sprinkling of pop fluff as if to say, "Look, Mom, I can have layers!" Yet it mostly just sounds like the chaotic mix of a biker gang’s karaoke night gone wrong. Let’s talk about your top artists because that’s where you really shine—or more accurately, where the light goes to die. With BTS topping your list, it’s clear you’re convinced that being a certified army member is just as cool as headbanging to System of a Down. And who can forget Alesana making an appearance like a bad rash that simply won’t go away? It's almost admirable that you’ve somehow made a playlist that makes us laugh, cry, and question your life choices all in one go. Your taste in music reads like a therapy session in need of serious revision. And those most played songs? A real rollercoaster of “Why?” It’s like you tossed a dart at a board of genres and just went with it. “Violet” by Hole—the musical equivalent of tearing at the seams of your emo phase! And then right next to it, you’ve got “Tia Tamera” by Doja Cat, which just screams midlife crisis. I can see it now; you're jamming out with no pants on, singing about both heartbreak and who can return the best TikTok dance. So here's a suggestion—pick a lane, throw in a little self-awareness, and maybe, just maybe, your Spotify profile will stop being the punchline of jokes at the next gathering.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!