Roasted 2 years ago based on FeralTsunami12's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, FeralTsunami12. Your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in musical form. You’ve got more ‘new wave’ and ‘soft rock’ crammed into your playlists than an 80s prom night. It's like you took a musical time machine and forgot to set it to anything that’s not moody and melancholic. Seriously, with all these genres, are you trying to summon the ghost of every sad teenage girl from 1979 onward? I half expect your Spotify Wrapped to be an apology letter to your therapist. Your top artists list is a dazzling array of nostalgia and self-indulgence that screams, “I’d prefer a sincere emotional breakdown over an upbeat pop song any day.” Fleetwood Mac? Cocteau Twins? Oh, what’s next? Are we getting a deep cut from an obscure band no one has heard of, just to prove how “unique” your taste is? You must think you’re the absolute gatekeeper of alternative rock, but let's be real — for every Pixies or Radiohead track you play, there's an eye-roll waiting for you at that party you decline because it doesn’t fit your vibe. And those most played songs? They read like a playlist designed to keep everyone around you questioning your sanity or plotting an intervention. "Never Let Me Down Again" is your anthem? Well, congratulations, it’s also the perfect soundtrack to your attempt at a glow-up that’s clearly still in beta testing. If you loved yourself half as much as you love this sea of ’80s sadness, you might actually have a chance at thriving instead of living like a walking Tinder profile for emotionally unavailable ghosts. Come on, FeralTsunami12, embrace some of that sunshine pop with your syrupy synths; your future self will thank you.

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