Roasted 10 months ago based on halia's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, looking at your Spotify profile is like scrolling through the diary of someone who believes angst is a personality trait. Honestly, “Bedroom Pop” sounds less like a genre and more like the soundtrack for when you're avoiding your responsibilities and pretending all the lights are off because you’re “in your feels.” And “Southern Gothic”? Buddy, that’s just a fancy way to say you like your music as gloomy as your social life. Relax, sunshine; you’re not haunting a plantation; you’re just haunting your Wi-Fi with all that streaming. Your obsession with Gigi Perez is something I’d describe as a "musical unrequited love." I half-expect to see her name tattooed across your chest next to an out-of-context quote like, “Nothing, Absolutely.” I mean, do you need an intervention? At this point, it’s less of a playlist and more of a Gigi Shrine where you worship at the altar of her tunes. Someone get this person a life preserver, because they’re about to drown in a sea of looped melodies and emotional turmoil. And let’s talk about your top artists— more like top artists that are basically the soundtrack to every high school breakup. Taylor Swift? Oh, honey, are we still not over the 2000s? You’ve got a playlist that screams "choose your own adventure of cringe," featuring selections that could lull a sloth to sleep. Glam Metal? I didn't know you were such an optimist! But let’s be real, if you ever feel cool listening to it, remember: it’s just a ruse; you’re still the person crying to sad songs with “Alternative R&B” while wearing slightly mismatched socks. It's time to step outside, smell the fresh air, and maybe consider a genre change— unless you want to keep living in the “sad songs only” wing of your Spotify mansion!

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