Roasted 2 years ago based on afronaturalista's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, afronaturalista, let’s take a minute to appreciate how your Spotify profile is basically a middle school art project titled “I Have No Idea What My Vibe Is.” You might as well slap a “Caution: This Profile Contains Basic Indie White Girl Energy” warning on it. You’ve got a playlist that reads like the soundtrack to an Instagram post featuring a lonely macrame plant holder and an overpriced coffee. Are you clinging to that “Gauze Pop” genre like it's a life raft because you’re drowning in a sea of unoriginality? And can we talk about your top artists? You’ve curated a list that’s less like “Top Artists” and more like “The People I Regularly Completely Ignore When They Drop New Music.” Janelle Monáe? Sure, we get it, you want to be seen as “cultured.” But if you listen to "Water Slide" one more time, you might just slide all the way back into the bland abyss you crawled out of. Meanwhile, I’m pretty sure you've convinced yourself that you can redefine pop culture with “alt z.” Newsflash: You’re not as edgy as you think; in fact, you’re one haircut away from becoming the living embodiment of a Pinterest board. Lastly, your most played songs? They read like the playlist for an emotional breakdown in a hipster coffee shop. “Lonely Day” by System Of A Down? The only thing that’s more ironic than that track making your radar is the fact that you think you’re emotionally complex. You’ve turned the act of listening to music into an art form of self-sabotage. News flash: You’re not that deep; you’re just adhering to every possible music trend that's been sterilized by their basicness. Here's a thought: maybe try expanding your horizons beyond the bougie indie bubble before you put out a song titled “Drowning in My Own Clichés.”

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