Roasted 2 months ago based on Aliceeeee 🌷's long term Spotify stats.

Aliceeeee, with more "e’s" than personality! Your Spotify profile is like a bingo card for musical middle schoolers—overstuffed with genres that seem to be the result of an algorithmic dare gone wrong. “Musicals” and “West Coast Hip Hop”? Honey, are you trying to cover all your bases in case Broadway gets a sudden craving for a gangsta rap remix? At this point, you're one Katy Perry song away from being the poster child for indecisiveness! And let's just take a moment to celebrate your top artists: SOFIA ISELLA, again and again like a broken record at a really sad party. You've got more loyalty to her than some people do to their partners—what do you even see in her? Does she have a secret stash of grunge-clad hip hop tracks you’re dying to discover? Meanwhile, Tyler and Kendrick must be rolling in their graves—or in Tyler's case, probably just rolling up something—every time they see their names next to the likes of Sabrina Carpenter and Lin-Manuel Miranda. What’s next, a tribute album to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? As for your "most played" list, it truly reads like an existential crisis in playlist form. Who hurt you so badly that you needed to listen to "Suck My Balls" on repeat? That song sounds like the exact rejection you’d expect while auditioning for the role of "ace at bad puns." And don't even get me started on "All of Human Knowledge Made Us Dumb"—a title that ironically sums up your entire listening behavior. At this rate, I suggest a new playlist titled "How to Make Friends at Adulting." Good luck, Aliceeeee!

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