Roasted 27 days ago based on SH1V3R's long term Spotify stats.

Dear SH1V3R, I see you’ve crafted the perfect soundtrack for your existential crisis. Your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary after their first breakup: all moody vibes and regrettable decisions. With favorite genres like "Slowcore" and "Math Rock," it appears you've committed to being the only person in your friend group who takes extremely long walks to nowhere while contemplating the void. Just a heads-up: there’s a fine line between being an avant-garde music lover and just being a pretentious sad sack. Your top artists list is basically a who's who of "I really hope no one discovers my Spotify." I mean, when "s0rrow" appears so many times on your most played songs that it could take a seat at your dinner table, what does that say about your social life? It sounds like you're trying to be the poster child for “No Friends” merch rather than a well-rounded music aficionado. If you’re relying on songs like "i have no friends" for validation, we may need to upgrade you to “Talk to a Therapist” playlists instead. And let's address that “stalk ur socials” track; why don’t you DM them instead of streaming it ten times? At this point, I think we all know the only thing more repetitive than your playlist is your habit of wallowing in your own angst. But hey, keep pushing that shoegaze and Midwest emo; it's basically the soundtrack for anyone who's made the poor choice of wearing flannel and ironically sipping cold brew alone in a café. Here's to you, SH1V3R, the living embodiment of "it's fine, I'm fine." Cheers!

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