Roasted 8 months ago based on june's long term Spotify stats.

June, huh? The only thing more predictable than your Spotify profile is a K-Pop group's annual comeback. Your musical taste is like a buffet of bubblegum pop — all sugary sweetness and no nutritional value. With those genres, I can already hear you serenading your "inner mood" while scrolling through TikTok. Seriously, if I had a dime for every time your favorite songs sound like they were dropped from the same sonic assembly line, I could probably fund a one-way trip to a music festival that doesn’t feature your artists. And what’s with that top artist list? I can practically see the screen lights reflecting off your face as you sit there daydreaming about joining a fandom more than you actually engage with the real world. “BTS,” “LE SSERAFIM,” “NewJeans”— this is practically a recipe for the most quintessential “I’ve never left my house without a K-Pop hoodie” vibe. Also, I’m still trying to figure out if “Sabrina Carpenter” is your guilty pleasure or just the musical equivalent of eating a plain bagel— why is she in there? You could at least let her perform a little “Pixie Dust” during your sixth re-watch of some coming-of-age Netflix show while you scroll through your “strictly aesthetic” Pinterest boards. And let's not get started on those most played songs. The only thing more cringe-worthy than “Cookie” by NewJeans is the thought of you trying to groove to “Glue Song” while staring longingly at an empty wall. Your playlist looks like the soundtrack to a teen drama that’s too scared to make a statement. “Good Parts (when the quality is bad but I am)" should be the title of your autobiography! Don’t worry, June; we love you for your eclectic taste—or at least we tolerate it while silently judging your life choices from a distance.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!