Roasted 6 months ago based on Joshua?'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Joshua, your Spotify profile reads like the world’s most intricate game of “What’s in my cringe?” Seriously, I’ve seen more mainstream choices in a toddler’s crayon box. J-Pop? Anime? Nightcore? It’s like you threw all the genres into a blender set to ‘awkward.’ Not only is your taste an enigma wrapped in a mystery, but it also has all the versatility of a brick. What next? “Songs I’ve listened to while crying in my room?” Your top artists are a wild mix as if you’ve just discovered the depths of Spotify under the “why?” category. With picks like ptasinski and Cherry 葵 Nightcore, it’s clear you’ve got a PhD in obscure. I can only imagine your Spotify algorithm weeping in despair, confused at how you managed to shuffle between heart-wrenching ballads and songs that sound like they were made for a background loop on a Windows 95 screensaver. Pharrell Do? Are you sure you didn’t accidentally type in “Pharrell Who?” And let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? “MoeChakkaFire” sounds like a sneeze in a Pokémon battle, and “doodle” by Zachz Winner? I have questions, many questions. You’ve got “Ginza at Night,” which is incredibly poetic since it captures the essence of your dreams perfectly—lost and completely out of touch with reality. Do you listen to these songs while wearing an oversized anime shirt and drinking bubble tea? Because that’s the only scenario where this profile makes sense. In all seriousness, Joshua, we need to get you some mainstream therapy, stat!

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