Roasted 2 years ago based on Kyle Newberry's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Kyle Newberry, it’s adorable how you’ve managed to curate the world’s most confusing playlist. Your favorite genres read like the diary of a 16-year-old goth trying to get over their high school breakup while binge-watching TikTok trends. “Dark Trap” and “Meme Rap”? You could’ve just saved yourself some time and straight-up named your playlist “Certifiable Midlife Crisis.” And let’s talk about those top artists, Kyle. Who even are they? It’s like your Spotify is hosting a talent show for people who’ve never seen sunlight. PLVTINUM sounds like a fancy car, but all it’s transporting is your sense of musical taste to the land of regret. Honestly, if Charlie Puth is the most established name on your list, I’m surprised your other picks haven’t just straight-up ghosted you at this point. Now, those played songs? Are you sure you’re not just trying to win a contest for “Most Random Collection of Ear Torture?" “See You Again”? Are you planning a funeral for your dignity? News flash: there’s no God in your playlist, but if there were, the first commandment would probably be "Thou shalt not listen to ‘Toca Toca’ more than three times.” Seriously, Kyle, if your Spotify wrapped doesn’t come with a warning label, it should definitely come with a therapist's number.

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