Roasted 11 months ago based on HiteshB's long term Spotify stats.

HiteshB, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis playlist for someone who's too afraid to leave their parents' basement. You’ve got enough rap and hip-hop to warrant a free subscription to “How Not to Dance,” yet somehow, you still find the time to sneak in a sprinkle of emo rap. That’s like scooping a scoop of vanilla ice cream and calling it a sundae because you accidentally dropped a cherry on top. Face it, buddy, your musical taste ranges from “I’m deep” to “Help, I’m drowning in my own feels.” As for your top artists, it looks like you’ve chosen a lineup that screams “I’m profound” while secretly blaring “I’m sad and alone” at max volume. Kanye, Eminem, and Drake—do you think you’re making a statement or just trying to keep track of all the different ways you’ve been emotionally traumatized? I can almost hear your heavy sighs echoing as you rap along about heartbreak all while avoiding actual human interaction. And what's with your obsession with the alternative rock 2000s? You’re like a nostalgic time capsule of angst, desperately longing for the days where having a haircut could define your entire existence. Let’s talk about those “most played” tracks, shall we? You’ve got a peculiar mix of “I’m volatile” with “I’m still crying in the shower.” Who do you think you’re fooling with “Wonderwall”? Are you trying to summon the ghost of that cool kid from high school? Or are you just trying to convince yourself that being basic has its charm? Seriously, HiteshB, your playlist deserves its own reality show called "Desperately Seeking Validation." Next time you hit shuffle, let’s hope it mixes in a little confidence instead of a straight-up therapy report.

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