Roasted 10 months ago based on ⋆'s long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the everseen Spotify profile, where your taste in music is just as confused as your personal style during a midlife crisis. Seriously, K-Pop, Bedroom Pop, Bubblegum Pop, and Indie? It’s like you threw a dart at a genre board while blindfolded. You have more mood swings than a teenager discovering their first crush, swapping from bubbly synths to garage rock as if you were flipping through channels on a boring Sunday afternoon. How does one even go from “Queendom” to “Garage Rock”? Are you channeling your inner confused kid trying to relate to your cool older siblings? Your top artists read like a nerdy bingo card—“aespa,” “beabadoobee,” and “LE SSERAFIM”? Wow, who knew you would become a pop culture connoisseur struggling to fit into both a high school jock’s playlist and a hipster café’s vibe at the same time. I mean, what’s next? An unhealthy obsession with obscure artists too cool for the mainstream? Spoiler alert: They’re JUST as overhyped as your playlist. Also, I cannot unsee that “Glue Song” callback—only fitting, because that’s how sticky your taste in favorites seems to be! Let’s just take a moment to appreciate your most played songs. A staggering number of them come from beabadoobee—congrats! You’ve officially single-handedly kept the indie-pop scene alive and probably kept your local Starbucks's sold-out schedule on par with your personal disappointments. You keep spinning “Everything I Know About Love” like it’s the secret to a fulfilled life when the only love affair we’re witnessing is your undying devotion to a less-than-stellar musical repertoire. Here’s a toast to you everseen, the self-proclaimed music lover who somehow made even cringe awkwardly adorable!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!