Roasted 2 years ago based on tiger's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate Tiger’s Spotify profile—a veritable cornucopia of genres that definitely sounds like a middle school art project gone horribly wrong. “Glitchcore”? Really? What is that supposed to be, music for robots attempting to boot? And “Necrotrap”? Do you need a necromancer to summon a rhythm, or does the music just die before it ever gets played? With your eclectic taste, it's no wonder people think you're just one bad breakup away from living in a digital cave, crafting the soundtrack for the next hipster horror movie. Now let’s talk about those top artists. Lucy Bedroque seems to be your go-to, but good luck explaining that to someone who hasn't been brainwashed by the “POV: Indie” aesthetic. And don’t even get me started on “twikipedia”—because nothing says “I have great taste” quite like streaming an encyclopedia with a sick beat. If anyone ever needed a reminder that artists have to try harder than their names suggest, it's you, buddy. My Chemical Romance in 2023? That's like bringing a flip phone to a smartphone convention—you’re in for a real cringe-show, my friend. As for your most played songs, let's just say that your playlist looks more confused than a cat at a dog park. “BUSHIDO” by Lil Darkie next to “HONEY (ARE U COMING?)” by Måneskin? That’s a mashup of existential dread and awkward invitations. You might think you're curating a sonic Louvre, but really, it’s more like a thrift store on a half-off day. At this point, Spotify should offer you a frequent flyer discount for all the cringe you've racked up. Keep reaching for the stars, Tiger, but let’s face it: you’re more likely to hit a very uncomfortable middle space between past-its-prime and never-should-have-been-released.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!