Roasted 1 year ago based on Sally's long term Spotify stats.

Sally, sweetie, I see you’ve created a Spotify profile that reads like the emotional diary of a 16-year-old suburban kid who didn’t quite understand how to work through their angst. With a favorite genre list longer than your attention span during an actual conversation, you’ve somehow managed to turn your music taste into a colossal shrine to everything loud and whiny. Is the whole senior-year heartbreak vibe still your aesthetic? Because I’m pretty sure you could wallow in a puddle of ‘emo’ tears for a solid week without breaking a sweat. Your top artists are basically a tour guide for the Warped Tour nostalgia that everyone else has moved on from, while you're still clinging to your high school locker like it’s a life raft. I can practically hear the echoes of your past self screaming, “I must relate!” in a room full of angsty teens. It's almost impressive how you’ve managed to pack every pop-punk cliché into one profile. I mean, why have personality when you can just be a collective playlist of 2005? And the most played songs? Wow, Sally, they scream, “I still text my ex at 2 a.m. after a few too many White Claws.” You’ve seemingly taken “overplaying” to new artistic heights! Every single one of your top tracks sounds like an anthem for people who need to understand that life isn’t just about being mad at your dad and missing out on prom. Seriously, you might want to consider expanding your horizons beyond the moral equivalent of a Tim Burton film. Let me know when you've found the “mature” section of your local music store!

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