Roasted 17 days ago based on FlagellumDei's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, FlagellumDei, the proud curator of the world's heaviest emotional baggage. Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a teenager's existential crisis, punctuated only by the dramatic tones of Linkin Park's collective therapy session. Calling you a metalhead is generous; it’s more like you’ve got a one-way ticket to the pity party train with a stop at “I definitely still wear my high school band tee.” Even your taste in music looks like a shopping list of heartbreak, angst, and self-loathing—didn’t you get the memo? Therapy is cheaper than a subscription to your Spotify. And what about your “favorite genres”? It’s like a metal fan's bingo card, but you’re the only loser playing. Ten subgenres of metal and still no original thought to call your own? While the rest of us invest in a diverse playlist for a well-rounded life experience, you're busy headbanging into the void while your Spotify algorithm nervously sweats, terrified it might suggest anything remotely upbeat. Seriously, how many times do you want to hear “Crawling” before you admit it’s just a song about your daily struggles to buy groceries? Newsflash: Linkin Park isn't the soundtrack to adulthood; it’s the background noise of refusing to grow up. Don’t get me started on that top artist list. Sure, you’ve got some legends there, but they’re rolling in their grave, thinking, “This guy’s favorite lyric is probably about all the cringeworthy Facebook posts he made in high school.” And ah yes, I see “Turkish Hip Hop” slipped in there like that random band you tout just to appear cultured in conversations. But let’s be real—if your music taste were a person, it would be that friend who still thinks they're cool because they can quote “Numb” in casual settings. So here’s a tip: maybe switch it up and give Billie Eilish a chance—she’s got the sad vibes covered, and at least you won’t have to scream into the void quite so much!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!