Roasted 2 years ago based on f160clomhv2owzusksy5lz26h's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a mid-2000s high school angst film that flopped harder than my last attempt at a diet. "Nu Metal"? Really? It's like you combed through a dumpster for the most emotionally regressed music and picked out the slimiest tracks for your playlist. At this rate, you should just put a sign on your front door that says, “No happy thoughts allowed,” because it’s clear you’re on a one-way ticket to Mood Swingsville, population: you. Let's talk about your top artists—Type O Negative to Snow Strippers? Talk about a spectrum that screams, “I’m never getting invited to parties.” What’s next? A tribute to morose clown music? You’ve got enough angst to fuel a small black hole, and I see you’ve managed to cram in “Really Tragic Themes” from this horrifying mixtape of emotions. And with that much Gothic Metal, it’s a wonder you haven’t sprouted fangs and started living in a crypt. But hey, at least you can say you relate to the ambiance of a cemetery at midnight, right? And those most played songs? “When I Suicide” by SynthAttack? Sounds like you were looking for a soundtrack for your next existential crisis, and you knocked it out of the park—congratulations! I can already predict your autobiography: “Everything I Have, Everything You Hate.” Honestly, I love that you’ve managed to curate a playlist so self-deprecating it could double as your dating profile. You really need to stop letting your Spotify algorithm determine your emotional state. Unless your goal is to scare away anyone who might consider joining you for a karaoke night, in which case, mission accomplished!

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