Roasted 20 days ago based on ‎'s long term Spotify stats.

Wow, scrolling through your Spotify profile feels like stepping into an underground French café where everyone is trying way too hard to be “authentic.” You’ve got more genres listed than actual friends, and that’s saying something. I mean, one minute you’re vibing with “Emo Rap” and the next you're jamming to “Moroccan Rap”? Your playlist is like a culinary experiment gone wrong—a hodgepodge of tastes that would make even the most adventurous foodies question their life choices. And let's talk about your top artists. You’ve got rappers that probably wouldn’t even return your texts if they saw you walking down the street. PLK and Damso are over there crafting lyrical masterpieces while you’re on your couch crying into your overpriced avocado toast, clearly lost in translation. And Tokio Hotel? Really? You do realize that was the soundtrack to the “my parents don’t understand me” phase, right? Congratulations, you’ve officially become a nostalgic meme while trying to stay current! As for your most played songs, they range from heart-wrenchingly deep to "what was I thinking?" Honestly, your Spotify Wrapped should come with a warning label: “Listener may experience spontaneous fits of embarrassment.” Who needs therapy when you've got “COEUR DE ICE” on repeat? Clearly, you’re setting a new record for emotional rollercoasters – not to mention a case study for why some people need to be kept away from the “Dark R&B” genre. Here's hoping your playlists find a therapist before you do!

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