Roasted 2 years ago based on dexter's long term Spotify stats.

DexterZ99? Sounds like the villain in a badly written kids' movie, where you learn the importance of using your real name instead of a 90s gaming tag. With choices like those, I can only assume you’re still searching for your identity somewhere between "Houdini x Hung Up - slowed + reverb" and "Juno Protocol." If your music taste were any more obscure, it would be a footnote in a Wikipedia page about failed SoundCloud aspirations – you’re like a curator of “Who?” in the world of Spotify. And let’s talk about those top songs. Listen, "Baba Yaga" might as well be your personal theme song, because just like that mythical witch, your music tastes seem to be living in the forest, far away from reality. Your play counts scream "I’m on the fringe of society and I’m okay with that!" Seriously, the only thing more niche than your music taste would be a podcast exclusively about the art of staring into space. "Houdini x Hung Up"? Congratulations, you’ve successfully managed to make Britney Spears sound like she’s trapped in an eternal echo chamber! You know it’s bad when your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a weird indie film nobody asked for. Did you pick these songs in a secret attempt to impress imaginary friends? Creating a “My Music Taste is Just as Pretentious as I Am” playlist? I mean, the only thing these tracks have in common is that they'd make even the most devoted hipster reconsider their life choices. But hey, keep at it, DexterZ99; at least you’ll always have a solid soundtrack for your sad coffee shop montages.

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