Roasted 9 months ago based on Gabi's long term Spotify stats.

Gabi, looking at your Spotify profile, I can’t help but picture you sitting in a dark room, surrounded by posters of K-Pop idols—because clearly, the outside world is too mainstream for someone who thinks “art pop” is a genuine personality type. You’ve got more ENHYPEN tracks in your most-played list than I have socks, and I can only assume you think they’re some kind of psychoactive medication. Your music taste reads like a high school group project presented by your inner 14-year-old—overzealous and way too enthusiastic about literature that has “pop” in the title. But let’s give props where they’re due. It takes real dedication to curate a playlist that sounds less like a summer jam and more like a karaoke night gone horribly wrong. Seriously, how many times do you need to hear *“Bite Me”* before you realize it’s not an invitation to dive into a new hobby? The fact that you could pull off a marathon of K-Ballads while maintaining a completely straight face is a talent closer to magic than anything ALPHABET ever attempted. I’d love to witness a therapy session where you explain why you prefer your heartbreaks covered in K-Pop beats instead of subtle acoustic arrangements. And let's not forget your so-called “dream pop” obsession, which feels less like an escape into fantasy and more like a spiraling descent into rebellion against every other genre out there. Please, enlighten me on your thought process: Did you think the key to adulthood was swapping your Justin Bieber posters for a collection of K-Rock and bedroom pop? Because as much as I love a good fantasy, nobody's living in a dream if ENHYPEN is constantly screaming in their earbuds. So go ahead, embrace your inner K-Pop enabler—but just know, every time you mention “neo-psychedelic,” a hipster cringes in disbelief.

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