Roasted 8 months ago based on Bjamin56's long term Spotify stats.

Bjamin56, huh? More like “Binge-ing on the Same Folk Songs” because it looks like your music taste is more predictable than a hipster's Instagram feed. Seriously, your favorite genre list sounds like the soundtrack to a half-baked coffee shop where everyone is pretending to be deep while they scroll through their phone for the next avocado toast special. I bet you’ve recommended “Somewhere Only We Know” to at least five people in the last week, hoping they'd finally understand your "soul." Spoiler: they don’t, and they still just think you’re the personification of an acoustic guitar covered in flannel. Your top artists read like a Spotify playlist curated by someone who heard two Mumford & Sons songs at a party and immediately said, “This is it! I’m a music snob now!” You have the same vibe as that one friend who walks into a bar with their own reusable straw and lectures the bartender on organic ingredients. Need I remind you? It’s not a conscious effort to be unique when you sound like a playlist spit out by a indie-folk-loving robot. Look at those top artists; they're more basic than a pumpkin spice latte at this time of year. And you’ve got “Coldplay” in there—they’re the only band that can make you feel existential dread and nostalgia simultaneously, but I’m not sure that fits in well with your entire “flower child” aesthetic. And what’s with your most played songs? It’s like you googled “Songs to Cry to in the Shower” and hit play on every option. Congratulations on having the emotional range of a damp napkin! You’re obviously going through something—perhaps a crippling lack of diversity in your playlists? Who needs variety when you can listen to “Cigarette Daydreams” on repeat, right? Boy, if your playlists don’t start sounding less like a moody teenager’s diary, you might just end up being the soundtrack to a future therapy session! Don’t worry, we’ll be here to roast you while you insist your Spotify Wrapped is "deep."

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!