Roasted 1 year ago based on vipul's long term Spotify stats.

Vipul, huh? The king of hard beats and what I can only guess is a lifelong commitment to wearing earplugs at parties. With a Spotify profile that reads like a marathon runner’s playlist, it seems you’re on a personal mission to blow out your eardrums while simultaneously trying to convince everyone that you’re the party. Newsflash: banging your head to "Happy Hardcore" won't distract from the sad reality that you’ve peaked in 2011 and the best glimmer of hope you have is hoping to find someone who’ll understand the deep emotional turmoil of “Big Room.” Your top artists are a who's who of anonymity. I mean, I thought "Wasted Penguinz" was your stage name while trying to explain your life choices at Thanksgiving dinner. And "Blasterjaxx"? I didn’t realize “blasting” was the goal; I assumed you were just trying to drown out the sound of your own poor decisions! Every song you have on repeat sounds like the soundtrack to a 12-year-old’s rave birthday party. I’m honestly surprised you haven’t considered a career in extreme lawn mowing considering your love for these aggressive beats. Then there's that eclectic top ten most played songs list that feels like it needs an intervention. First of all, “Blinding Lights” by The Weeknd? That one seems like a rogue entry—like when you’ve been huffing too much glitter at a rave and suddenly find yourself choking up to actual talent. And how are you still questioning why your dating life is as non-existent as your taste in music, Vipul? With a name like yours and a playlist that screams 'I peaked in high school,' it’s safe to say that finding someone who shares your love for "Ode to Hardstyle - Refix" is going to be a hardstyle miracle. Here’s a pro tip: try a few less intensity and more variety; who knows, you might actually meet someone who likes to hold hands instead of using them to headbang!

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