Roasted 6 months ago based on Ramen's long term Spotify stats.

Ramen, your Spotify profile reads like a fever dream of a 14-year-old who just discovered anime and has never heard of a gym. With a mix of J-Pop, musicals, and enough art rock to wallpaper a museum, I can only assume your life’s ambition is to be the world’s most underqualified judge on a competition show called "Who Can Cringe Harder." Seriously, the only thing more niche than your favorite genres is your social life—how’s that going, by the way? Your top artists list looks like a who's who of musical obscurity. You’ve got HOYO-MiX and Leslie Odom Jr. hanging out together like an existential crisis that just can't decide if it wants to outlive its usefulness. With tracks like "かむかもしかもにどもかも！", I can only imagine your solo karaoke nights involve a lot of confused stares and desperate attempts at translating. If you had a nickel for every time someone asked you who "B小町" is, you could probably fund an actual pop concert to make up for your listening choices. And your most played songs? Wow, what an eclectic mix of tracks that would make even the most seasoned hipster weep. I shake my head in disbelief as I see "Littleroot Town" nestled next to "Wuthering Heights" like some twisted literary mashup, proving you can take the nerd out of the basement, but you can't take the basement out of the nerd. Look, Ramen, next music discovery session, let’s aim for something a little less... much? Because if I wanted to hear a soundtrack that makes me question my life choices, I’d just go watch my own reflection while you sing “PONPONPON” in the corner.

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