Roasted 1 year ago based on Ronan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Ronan, your Spotify profile is like a buffet where the chef lost a bet. I mean, 'Children's Music' and 'Lullaby' make up half your taste, and I can only assume it’s because you need a soothing soundtrack for this emotional rollercoaster you call life. You’ve got the aesthetic of a hipster who just discovered the backdoor of a daycare center and decided to bring that energy into the indie folk scene. You’re one step away from just blasting 'Teddy Bear Picnic' on repeat while dreamily sipping on your oat milk latte. Now let's talk about your top artists—Bon Iver and CoComelon? That's a combination only a true musical masochist could appreciate. Are you trying to tell me that the soothing sounds of 'Wheels on the Bus' compete with Kendrick Lamar in your world? I bet your Spotify Wrapped is a confused child trying to paint a self-portrait but splattering paint everywhere instead. You love the razor-sharp wit of Aphex Twin, yet your most played song sounds like it’s straight out of a toddler's sing-along. Seriously, you might as well update your profile picture to a baby yoda meme. And don't even get me started on your most played songs list! “Cotton Eye Joe”? Really? We've been through a global pandemic, and that’s the anthem you chose to cling to? Your eclectic taste is impressive only in its sheer ability to confuse the senses. You flirt with post-punk and grime like a kid at prom, but the only thing you're going to leave with is a head of a confused beehive. So here’s a suggestion: maybe for 2024, focus on some real musical growth, or at least stay away from the toddler playlists. Your Spotify looks like you’re betting that everyone else just gives up and submits to your chaotic charm. Good luck with that!

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