Roasted 1 year ago based on Kodah 🤍🌿's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Kodah 🤪💕, your Spotify profile is like a teenage diary that accidentally fell into a hot topic at the mall—full of angst and questionable decisions. Remember when music was supposed to be about expressing deep feelings? Because your playlist is screaming, "I just discovered the internet and I'm here to cry about my ex." With genres like Midwest Emo and Math Rock, it feels like your life’s soundtrack is a high school history project where the topic is "how to be sad while also doing calculus." Your top artists look like they just took turns slapping each other with flannel shirts at a coffee shop. The Front Bottoms and Modern Baseball? Those names hit harder than your last breakup, and let’s be real—“Cigarettes After Sex”? Honey, at this point, they might as well have a support group for your music choices. And don’t get me started on NLE Choppa crashing the party like he confused your sad boy playlist for a club mix—this is not the vibe you think it is! And what on earth is going on with your most played songs? You've got romantic murder fantasies next to bedroom pop tracks—it's practically a Tinder profile waiting to happen. "Sloppy Seconds" could easily be the title of your first relationship and "HOT DEMON B!TCHES NEAR U ! ! !" sounds more like your love life than an actual song. Your Spotify is a chaotic mess of emotions, a rollercoaster where the only ticket is "just vibes." Watch out world, Kodah’s music taste is ready to take you on a ride you didn’t sign up for!

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