Roasted 1 year ago based on J.verk12's long term Spotify stats.

Oh J.verk12, your Spotify profile is like a rollercoaster ride through the angsty teenage years of a kid who discovered their dad’s old CD collection but didn’t know how to back away from the edge. You’ve got more mood swings in your playlist than a middle schooler facing their first breakup. “Rap,” “Rage Rap,” “Hip Hop” — it’s like you’re trying to amass a musical therapy session, but all you’ve managed to snag is a collection of songs perfect for a verbal fistfight with your own emotions. Then we get to your top artists: Drake and Playboi Carti — the quintessential poster boys for anyone who wants to pretend they’ve reached the pinnacle of street cred while still rocking a pair of Crocs. And who needs a personality when you've got a playlist that screams, “I can’t decide between being deep and existential or aggressively mediocre?” You’ve got Kanye in there and throw in Lil Uzi Vert for some “vibing,” which basically means your emotional maturity is on par with a sack of potatoes. But let’s talk about your most played songs — a wild mix that feels like a drunk DJ fell asleep on the job. Creed?! Really? If your playlist were a food dish, it’d be a sad casserole made from leftovers you forgot were even in the fridge. You’ve got “With Arms Wide Open” and “Forty Six & 2” mixed in with Playboi Carti. What are you trying to do here, J.verk12? Expand your musical palate or just confuse everyone into questioning your life choices? Either way, congrats, you’re officially the walking contradiction nobody asked for!

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