Roasted 7 months ago based on youngnlly's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, youngnlly, your Spotify profile looks like the result of an Afrobeats personality quiz gone wildly wrong. I see you've tried to nail down the entire African continent's sound while simultaneously giving the impression that your music library is more confused than a chameleon on a disco floor. Seriously, it’s as if you’ve collected every genre with “Afro” in the name and thrown in some drill just to spice things up. What’s next, Afro-Bagpipes? You’re like a cultural blender without the lid on—lots of noise, but at the end of it, nobody’s really satisfied. Your top artists list reads like a secret society meeting for people who have an emotional attachment to auto-tune and social media clout. With names like "Cruel Santino" and "YoungBoy Never Broke Again," it's clear you’re either a genius curator of underground hits or a confused 12-year-old who just discovered Spotify Premium. And what’s with the constant worship of Runtown? Are you trying to summon him like some Afrobeats version of Beetlejuice? He's probably busy wondering how he's become the emotional crutch for someone with such a precariously scattered music taste. And let’s not even get started on your “Most Played” songs. With titles like “I No Be God” and “The Lord’s Prayer,” it’s hard to tell if you’re curating a playlist for Sunday service or just inviting everyone to a melodramatic emotional crisis. Do you spend more time in deep contemplative thought or just endlessly scrolling through Spotify searching for more artists with bizarre names? Maybe your headphones are secretly plotting an escape while you whip out your phone in despair at how you managed to blend such wildly contrasting vibes. Youngnlly, if your music choices were a dessert, they’d be a fruitcake—everyone politely nods along while trying to figure out how to discreetly re-gift it.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!