Roasted 1 year ago based on Andrevisky's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Andrevisky, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s midlife crisis while trying to decide between a flannel shirt and a beret. With a music taste as eclectic as an awkward first date conversation, it’s hard to tell if you’re trying to be the next cool music influencer or just confused about what genre actually exists. Indie? Check. Alternative Rock? Check. Bedroom Pop? Are you really spending more time in your pajamas choosing albums than actually leaving the house? Your top artists read like a who’s who of people stuck in a perpetual cycle of emotional dysfunction and existential dread. Kendrick Lamar and Tyler, The Creator bless your ears, while Coldplay and Kings of Leon help you wallow in all those deep feelings you’ve been saving for that overpriced avocado toast. I mean, really? If Mac DeMarco has you convinced you’re living some artistic dream instead of just browsing Spotify at 3 a.m., I can confidently say you’ve been duped. And let's talk about your most played songs—Grizzly Bear, Modest Mouse, and a feature from Kali Uchis? It’s like your entire playlist is just a soundtrack to binge-watching sad indie films and pretending to understand them. If I had a dollar for every time you hit “repeat” on "Two Weeks," I’d have enough to fund your therapy sessions, where you can finally confront the reason why you think “dream pop” is a valid emotional coping mechanism. Seriously, the only person who needs to count out in this scenario is you when it comes to your choices in music!

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