Roasted 3 months ago based on dɐnnɐ's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢, the musical equivalent of a middle school dance, where everyone is trying too hard to impress but ends up just looking confused. With a profile packed tighter than a K-Pop group's dance routine, it’s clear your taste is as diverse as a taco bell menu. I mean, you’ve got more variations of corridos than an uncle at a family party trying to figure out how to dance. What’s next, are you going to add “Música del Fridge” as a genre? Because your music taste is serving up cold leftovers from the taco truck. Your top artists read like a girl’s sleepover playlist, complete with enough bubblegum pop to make even Willy Wonka blush. I half expect you to drop a mixtape titled "Sad Songs for My Cat" right between BLACKPINK and a bunch of sad sierreños. It’s impressive that you managed to string together such a unique lineup, but it raises the question: was your music discovery process conducted by a cat with a Spotify account? Because nothing screams “I love K-Pop and also getting emotional over a sad corrido about a lost ranch” quite like your jaw-dropping eclecticism. And let’s talk about those most played songs—The Boys? Forever 1? Honey, at this rate, you might want to consider sending out an SOS for some musical variety. Your Spotify could solidly function as a soundtrack for the world’s most confusing rom-com, where everyone dances, cries, and simultaneously questions their life choices. With a lineup this intense, it’s hard to tell whether you’re trying to impress someone or just accidentally clicked “repeat” on your toddler’s sing-along playlist. Get ready though, because the only way is up—a leap to something, anything new!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!