Roasted 4 months ago based on Demise's long term Spotify stats.

Dear DJ, I see you’ve unlocked the secret to blasting your emotional baggage straight into the void with your Spotify profile. With a equilibrium of melodrama and angst like no other, your favorite genres read like a high school guidance counselor’s nightmare. You’ve got everything from "Emo Rap" to "Trap Metal," but let’s be real, the only thing more chaotic than your playlist is your taste in therapy. I mean, could you at least toss in a classic rock ballad every now and then to balance out all those existential crises? Scrolling through your top artists is like finally uncovering a Twilight fan’s secret diary. Juice WRLD this, Juice WRLD that—he must be fully convinced he’s the understudy in your personal drama. And while I respect the hustle of putting all your emotional eggs into one artist's basket, at this point you may as well get a Juice WRLD tattoo on your forehead and call it a day. Who even knew a single artist could hog so much emotional real estate? If you loved him any harder, we’d need to get you a year-long subscription to a grief support group. Your most played songs read like a list of ways to complain about life while simultaneously crying into a youth hoodie, and I can’t help but wonder if your Spotify account has a feature that automatically sends notifications to your ex. "Cigarettes"? "Robbery"? "Wishing Well"? Someone get this guy a journal and some scented candles because he’s clearly one crooned hook away from a full-blown tragic character arc. In a sea of profound sadness, I think you've found your mixtape theme: 'How to Ruin Your Vibe in 10 Easy Steps'. But don’t worry, DJ; at least you can drop the mic after every track, just like you drop your chances of a happy, well-adjusted life!

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