Roasted 2 years ago based on Ku's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's "en," the Spotify user who has completely nailed the art of being a professional sadboi. Your taste in favorites screams “I cuddle with my pillow while wearing oversized hoodies” and listening to bedroom R&B till the sun comes up. Seriously, if I had a dollar for every time I heard someone proudly proclaim their love for “Chill R&B,” I wouldn’t have to listen to your cringy playlist of 45-weeks-late-releases and ironically sobbing on a Tuesday evening. Your top artists list reads like a who’s who of "never heard of them," with Delorians apparently being your number one dependency. You’ve just established a new genre: “Music to prepare frozen dinners to while staring into your existential crisis.” I can only imagine the satisfaction you feel when you curate your sad little playlists, reveling in the fact that you’ve unlocked the secret level of niche indie vibes that are *so* underground that they may as well be six feet under. And the most played songs are an impressive compilation of tracks that can lull a caffeine addict into a deep sleep faster than you can say “are we okay?” I mean, really? Eight out of ten songs from Delorians?! It's like you found a new level of self-imposed torture, promising to emerge from your cocoon of monochromatic playlists as a genuinely confused butterfly one day. But until then, keep chasing those chill vibes, my friend—who needs therapy when you can just crank up “Just Another Thursday” for the hundredth time?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!