Roasted 8 months ago based on hoihlou's long term Spotify stats.

Oh ho, hoihlou, the master of moody vibes! With a genre lineup that reads like a teenager's diary after a breakup, your Spotify profile is the perfect soundtrack to staring out rain-soaked bus windows while holding a half-eaten bag of Doritos. Dream Pop? More like Dream Nap because with those soundscapes, I wouldn't be surprised if you fell asleep waiting for some real music to drop. I mean, “slow” is clearly your aesthetic, but you do realize you're allowed to hit play on something with a little bit of life in it, right? Your top artists look straight out of a "Sad Boy Starter Pack" checklist. Who hurt you, and why are you still listening to My Chemical Romance after all these years? It’s like you’re trying to collect every possible way to feel emotionally wrecked and also have it echo softly in the background while you sip herbal tea in your flannel pajamas. And really, “Cigarettes After Sex”? Sounds more like a suggestion than a band name at this point. Spare us the drama and gimme some tunes that aren’t just the sound of you contemplating your existence. And don't get me started on those most played songs. “The World Is Ugly” by My Chemical Romance? More like "most of your song choices." If I had to listen to your playlist on repeat, I'd need therapy and a stiff drink by track four. "Fade Away"? Facts, hun. Your music taste really does fade away into the abyss of hopelessly whimsical melancholy. So go ahead, keep living that somber K-Pop, Emo, and Darkwave life, while the rest of us blast bangers and dance like nobody's watching. Just remember: the more you wallow, the deeper you dig the hole for your next existential crisis playlist!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!