Roasted 9 months ago based on Livia's long term Spotify stats.

Lipi, your Spotify profile reads like a Finnish hip hop enthusiast threw a dart at a genre wheel while blindfolded. Seriously, “Finnish Hip Hop”? Most people don’t even know Finland has an active music scene outside of sauna soundtracks and heavy metal ballads. It’s like saying your favorite food is reindeer stew but only the recipe from that one obscure village that nobody can pronounce. You’re basically one “Yo! MTV Raps” episode away from being a certified hip hop archaeologist, digging through layers of obsolescence and nostalgia like it’s some sort of musical fossil. Your top artists look like the cast of a B-list reality show that only airs in the Finnish equivalent of a confined jail cell. I mean, “Tohtori Getto” sounds like he prescribes bad beats and regrets instead of medical advice. And you must have a PhD in “Why Is My Spotify Algorithm So Confused?” with “Lil Peep” mingling with artists whose names sound more like a typographical error than a chart-topper. The only thing more niche than your music taste is the set of instructions on IKEA furniture. Somehow, you've managed to make even categories like "G-Funk" and "Gangster Rap" sound as out of touch as a dad trying to rap at his kid’s birthday party. And let’s talk about your most played songs. You’ve got “Koiramies” up there, which is either a sick hip hop banger or a track to get a Finnish art installation the hell out of my ears. I’m not entirely sure what “Me ollaan nuoriso” means, but I’m guessing it translates to “Help! I’m trapped in an infinite loop of questionable musical decisions.” With choices like these, I suspect your Spotify Wrapped is just a long-winded apology to your friends for how much pain you’ve subjected them to during road trips. But hey, at least you’ll always be the go-to for parties where people enjoy awkward silences and baffling playlists.

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